Stuff I Write, Stuff I Like

Stuff I Think About Stuff I Write: What Not to Say to Writers With A New Book Out (A Gentle Guide)

In Uncategorized on June 7, 2013 at 5:55 pm

I liked your first book better.

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This would be great if you added some wizards.

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I should write a book, let me tell you.

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How much did you get for that?

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What did The New York Times say?

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So how’s Oprah?

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Where can I get a copy of that?

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You know that girl who had sex with a famous writer and wrote about it and sold like three zillion copies? You should do that.

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What will you do when your children/mother/father/rabbi/priest read this?

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What would possess you to write something like this?

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I like Nicholas Sparks.

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You look better in your cover photo than you do in person.

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Want to read my novel manuscript?

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Snookie’s memoir was pretty good.

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Wow a book. That’s something. Good for you.

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Seriously. Wizards. Can’t go wrong with wizards.

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